With reference to CDC ( centre for disease control ) notification regarding the spread of virus Weekly-Overload-Recreational Killer (WORK) here is some elaboration of the same .As pointed out in the official document the mentioned virus may come un-noticed or at times with prior notice. Those are real fools who fall in trap of the virus ( with notice or without ) . Some easy-to-do precaution may easily keep this virus away as all it needs is simple-common-proper-sense . For those who are still confused some suggestions are ....
1: stay away from boss's sight at critical scenario ( comes with experience ) .( definition of Critical scenario is beyond the scope of this document )
2: Show as if you are already down with the virus affect .
3: "Sick" leave will work when peers are already facing the wrath of WORK .
4: Always remember this " fortune favors brave " .
If one is not sure when one has come under influence of this virus here are some symptoms.
1: Late stay at the place of occurrence err office ( regularly )
2: Mind thinks only about virus , 24/7 i-think-of-you types .
3: Joyful opportunity keep every-time simple (JOKES ) scenario becomes complex every-time .
4: facial muscle become no-reaction-muscles and don't comply with smile and laugh requirement of the same . .
What about cure?
Prevention is best defense in this case . But still if one is down with the syndrome regular dozes of Work isolating neutralizer extract ( WINE ) and Bothersome employer Elimination Rebooter ( BEERS ) under guidance of DOC ( dangerous obsessed culprits ) can minimize the effect if not remove the same . If virus is not sufficient GF and many times someone called “wife” optimize the affect of this disaster when one is not available for religious activity of " shopping " and " movies " on time . If not cured person starts living happily under influence of the virus accepting it as gift of god forgetting god has created many other things but WORK is man-made .
Choice is ours whether to stay away from this virus or make bad impression for future generations to come ; they will just say " how crude our forefathers/foremothers were ". Isn't this simple and clear?
6 comments:
hey neeraj...
nicely made full form JOKE,WORK..
u had to also mention some medicine and precaution of this mental virus :P
lolzzz now i know you have been laid down by which virus :)
I read several of your recent posts and very much enjoyed your sense of irony and humor. For example...I will think long and hard about your "charity maid" cooking for you. YOur visuals are fun too.
TOO MUCH OF it RELATED SYMPTOMS!! I couldnt get hal of it!! :(
But never mind.... :)
@Jainendra : u r regualr at my blog even if i'm not regualr , good to have you as reader of my blog
@ Raj : This virus is so common , everyone has been bugged by it sometime or the other.
@jennette : thanks for appreciating my work :)
@ Aditi : too much of a comment , enough to start a war :)
( was waitnig for you to read this )
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